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JEREMY LEABRES FOR TOY MACHINE

11 hours ago
1 min read
Featuring: Toy Machine and Pig Wheels rider Jeremy Leabres.

Toy Machine presents: professional skateboarder extraordinaire Jeremy Leabres. Remember when your jaw dropped during his last part and you had to go to the doctor to get it put it back on? This one is going to sizzle your cerebellum, crunch your coccyx, pickle your perineum, macerate your mind, eviscerate your ego, and has been known to cause unexpected dome scalpage like a dull Rambo knife from 1986.


Unsurpassed style spoon-fed into your brain subliminally as you curl into the fetal position, massaging mantras that urge you to purchase exclusively Toy Machine in perpetuity, including passing down this trait to your offspring. Toy Machine is Imminent.


Edited by Don Luong

 
 
 

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